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Kristele's Mass Effect Meme by Kristele Kristele's Mass Effect Meme by Kristele
I've been laughing so hard at these Meme other Mass Effect players did, I had to do my version as well! It's the first time I actually FINISH ONE.

I've started one on my Dragon Age Origins game in winter 2010, but never finished it. I guess I should finish it cuz I really enjoyed drawing this one. Helped me exorcise my Mass Effect rage a little! I really feel like starting the Mass Effect 2 meme before... :D

I really recommend this game if you haven't played! Its a total masterpiece!

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Margaret7855778 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
please tell me what program are you doing these wonderful drawings Bear Emoji-16 (Clapping Encore Applause) [V1] 
abdamit Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
why do you think jacob is an "ass" ?! D: ... I like him hes a cool bro!
Matt561 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
I like your drawing style 
cradlesong-lost Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I loved this!

Until you killed Kaidan.

I have no words for this sensation :|
megadriver2 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
Would have loved to throw Udina in the engines too! Use the bastard as fuel!
Tiddilywinks32 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
I really love your choices on this, i just gotta favorite it... especially the last one with conrad!
supergazoo Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Mass effect 2...masterpiece it is. Word used to describe ME2....EPIC.
Phoenixofthesea Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
omg that's my name only with a y O_O
sun-stone Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist
I love your rendition of Tali!
darkchaosempress Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
glorious lol
AndyDandyMandy Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
Your Tali looks ten times better and more creative than her "picture" in Mass Effect 3.
Ffourteen Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Why does your Vanguard have the assault rifle?
AlexGlimes Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
this is amazing!!!!!!
haha i really enjoy to read it :heart:
ArticulatedHypernova Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
1: Standard Commander Shepard, can't beat the classics.
2: Garrus, and Wrex, Wrex is just badass and Garrus is your best bud forever!
3: Asari, everyone loves the Asari... EVERYONE. O.O
4: Joker, good times...
5: Differ to statement 3 "I just think you made make an excellent specimen for an indepth stu-, ah! No... that sounds even worse..."
6: Ashely, racist, can't believe she thinks we ever had a "thing"
7: Paragon
8: Isn't that part of the fun!! :D ;)
9: Conrad Verner
10: BLASTO! or an Elcor.. ftw!
Count-KraumBurger1 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
how do you do these types of memes? did you make separate pictures and ad them on to the meme base? i really wanna know cause i wanna do my own mass effect meme thing
Spider-Bat700 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012

I guess if I did one in your format it would be...

Daniel Shepard
Origin: Spacer
Story: War Hero
Class: Soldier/Sentinel

Favorite Party Members: Mordin, Wrex, Garrus, Miranda, and Javik in that order

Favorite Alien Species: KROGAN!

Favorite NPC: David Anderson, the one authority figure other then Hackett who isn't a narrow-minded, short-sighted idiot.

Romance Character: The Perfect Miss Lawson. Sexy, smart, capable, friendly if you get to know her, and I agreed with almost everything she said (minus the "Cerberus is awesome" stuff that is)

Character you want to punch: Ashley Williams. I HATE that ultra-paranoid, mindlessly pro-Alliance and anti-Cerberus ungrateful bitch. And she's the only party member who I can safely I say I hate.

Paragon or Renegade?: Paragade. The heart and soul of a Paragon but not above a few Renegade actions here and there and don't hate Cerberus at the cost of common sense. Willing to work with them against a threat that makes them look like kittens by comparison. *Cough, cough* THE REAPERS *cough, cough*

What do you think Tali looks like without the helmet?: Hmm...I didn't give that one much thought. I'd say humanoid but with light greenish or pinkish skin, pupil-less eyes, and little to no hair.

What do you think?
quangbuk Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
love your style, and your favourites crew members too
and I think Jacob is a good guy, he is just the classic type, you know
serg35 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
Oh my bad. Sorry for inconvinience. Wasn't intentional.
serg35 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
Udina now killed for real. By game scenario of ME3. RIP.
Kristele Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for spoilers..............HAVENT PLAYED YET.
Dauros16 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012
Shepard (after kicking Udina into engine): *Motions to Garrus for Turian council member to be set down in front of her* Now this is all the proof about the Reapers-

Turian: Oh you don't need to tell me. I got it. No more finger quoting! I'm right there with ya!

Bonus points to those who get the reference.
HYENA-21 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
But I'd love to see renegade male Shepard.. such a badass, nasty and real asshole... So, if U have some free time and mood...would U make one 4 me?!!
Key2Immortality Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is great.
Only sinners don't like Joker.

In ME I always had Garrus and Wrex. I was SOOOOOOO mad that I couldn't romance either one of them because they made me happy. I begrudingly romanced Kaidan and killed Ashley, I didn't like her for some odd reason.

I don't think Jacob is an ass though, he gives lots of bro love if you get his friendship high enough. Jack is pretty badass.

I romance Garrus in ME2 and always had him and Grunt with me.
nwish Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
she is a bitch, and you can romance garrus in me2
malgrumm Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
hehe kicking udina into one of the propuson ports
lamnay Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
Ass Businessmen?
Asari-are-hot Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011
That was funny!

Did your Shepard just kick Udina into the Normandy's sublight drive? That looks painfull!
AmethystSadachbia Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One of these days, I should probably do this meme my own self. I haven't played ME2, though, only part of the first one! ._.;
Collon28 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This looks fun. When I get to play Mass Effect, I'll have to consider doing one of these.
Smile-Creator Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011   General Artist
Lol, she has my name < u > Nice style, love your meme
Helforge Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
seth green fan too and nice big on quarians and asari :)
plushie-mutant Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Every time. I spent way too long looking at the Asari dancers. :icongoodplz:
onibox Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kristele I love your art style! And this was so funny too. :D
Vashester Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011
Super cool meme!loved it!Hope to see your dragon age meme!And yeah, I love both series(though DA2 was kinda sucky...)
Kristele Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Well that you! I was thing about finishing it, but Im currently half trhough the Massive Mass Effect 2 Meme! You might see this one before the DA one... :)
Dragon Age 2 was sucky, right, but there was some okay parts. I understand what they tried to do...
I have to admit, what really killed my exprerience was the fact that I was attached to nobody in my team except Varric and Bethany! I always play paragon in bioware game. Always. I have a very guilty consicence... but in DA2, everybody were such an ass that I had no freakin trouble being bitchy with them!!! :s
Vashester Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
Yeah!And if u can't relate to the charecters,then it stops being a "proper" bioware game!DA2's concept is great, but they rushed it, I think...Oh well...Anywayz, since I first played KOTOR, and went dark side and killed and scared away most of my team, the firs time I try a bioware game, I go first for the "light side", and then for the dark side. I have way more fun being evil! :P
Looking forward to that Massive ME2 Meme of yours! :D
MarkArandjus Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
This was amusing as hell, love your style.
I'm thinking about making my own ME tribute, not sure if I should do a meme or a poster.
Kristele Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Simple solution: Do them BOTH!!!! :D
terraxxx Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha...Mr. Verner? Really? You'd get killed if that guy teamed up witchu...
Kristele Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Hahaha! Of course not: Shepard would save our asses!! :D
terraxxx Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha...poor Shepard xD
Count-Urbonov Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Love your drawing style! If they made a ME animated series, I'd want it to look like this!
Kristele Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thats such a sweet compliment! Thank you so much! Drawing Turians is so freakin hard! x_x
Count-Urbonov Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I only speak the truth :)
Seanfall Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
You might be happy to know that there's very little chance of Jacob being a big part of ME3 since he was the least popular character from ME2.
Kristele Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Good ridence!
Jacob was boring as hell... I would've at least be indifferent to him if he didnt acted like an ass during our conversations.....If you call that conversations.
but I humbly think he had no personality. :(
Seanfall Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
Imo neither of the new human squadmates were that interesting. Jacob was boring, was often an out right prick. I feel for him cause of the 'bad dad' thing. But otherwise he's not on my list of favorites. Also...why is he so PO'ed about Thane? Envy? I suspect he knew about Thane's own bad parenting and it hit a nerve. Even then...

Miranda had more depth admittedly. But often came off as a bitch (like ashley). Unless she was your LI I don't think she'll be squadmate either.

Now the ME2 characters they introduced that I MUST have back:
Mordin: Total surprise, when I first saw the sketches for him I thought he'd be a dark, mean spirited quiet guy. And luckily I was 100% wrong. God I love this guy, he's funny, kind, and man..he might be the most empathic of all the other squadmates.

Thane: Again another surprise, I thought he'd have a young cocky smooth voice. Woah...somewhat gravelly old, humble. His issues with his son and how you and he go about fixing them add a lot of depth and uniqueness to the character. Though he probably won't come back unless he was a LI for a female. Or maybe his sickness hit's him to hard. Either way I'd like to see the closure of his story.

Legion: Badass Geth. Nuff Said.

As for the others...Kasumi and Zaeed have little reason to stay. Same with Samara. Grunt will probably be with the Urdnot when the time to start kicking ass comes. As for Jack, I like her. A lot of her story unfolds only if you take her as a Love Interest. It's more emotional imo then some of the other LI's, with the exception being reuniting with Liara or being a female shep and Thane. Because while Miranda might have the 'assets' that's just about liking someone really. Jack....with her it's about fixing a broken person. She changes a lot if you go threw with it.

....Okay kinda rambled on there...sorry. XD
Topkicker26 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg so want your jacket! Really cute!!`
Gemini1179 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
The art is fantastic, I love the humor and have pretty much the same opinions- though Garrus is considered more a drinking buddy to my Jade Shepard.
honglong17 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
So any one hear "THIS IS SPECTRE" when shepard kick udina , ^_^, any one?
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